They've each had two martinis and haven't even spent a 1 yet. Wrigleys have launched a new website where you can order chewing gum online. Subject: RE: BS: Yorkshire Jokes From: fat B****rd Date: 08 Mar 10 - 07:24 AM A Yorkshireman's wife dies and the widower decides that her headstone should have the words "She were Thine" engraved on it. The Yorkshire law, this is the motto that all Yorkshire folk live by. He replies, "No, I want it chewin a bone, you daft cunt! Hed a neck like a bull an Sammys first swipe hardlins made him blink. Nah, Keighworth hill farmers are a breed apart. He wer right, of course, but more ner that, he wer twice tsize o Sammy. Joa nivver lived that dahn, for if he started his jawin ageean, a flurry o notesd come his way an he nivver dared ignore em. themselves! read "God, she is thin". 'Pick it up!' said sergeant, abrupt like, but cool. The vet says "Is it a tom?"? Its a place where Eyup, cock means Hello, dear; Si thi, lad, or Goodbye, fine sir; and Nar then is a fond welcome. ", There was a school hall full of Yorkshire women all being given an exercise lesson by Jane Fonda. This stereotype can also be seen in the Yorkshireman's Motto: The Yorkshire law, this is the motto that all Yorkshire folk live by. The widower looks at the stone and then reads out aloud, 'E, she were thin.'. BECAUSE we were poor. how he liked t saand ev his own voice! Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it with us." ", Footnote: Think of it as the northern equivalent of Oh my goodness. Yorkshire folk are renowned for their straight sense of humour, laid back demeanour and 'funny' accent. } He didnt like that one bit cos he hed to pay up. All excepting one man, he were in't front rank,A man by t'name of Sam Small.And he and t'sergeant were both daggers drawn,They thought nowt of each other at all. Forgot your password? Have your say: Should Charles Bronson be released from prison? "Toaster." by Jill Tungay. We used to have to drink out of a rolled up newspaper. Course, Jack Emmott wer as mad as hell. 'Would you like one with a plug?' Sammy jumped on his tractor double-quick an revved up. Food & Drink. On my desk is a tea mug inscribed with a traditional Yorkshiremans Advice To His Son.It reads: Hear all, see all, say nowt. Stanley decided to lookup his friend Alf, who was a tight-fisted Yorkshireman. 2. The stoplight on the corner He wer slow at payin but fast wi his tongue. I'm a child from Yorkshire, which is sort of like Cleveland without the pretty bits." - Jeremy Clarkson. mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. Add to Basket. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet. He puts in the other hand, but he can't clap. Normally means when someone is in a mood and acting irritable (usually the Mrs). Equipment. We also may change the frequency you receive our emails from us in order to keep you up to date and give you the best relevant information possible.

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